“I only have to outrun you.”

Ha, thought this was funny and clever too.

Two buddies are out hiking and they come across a bear. One of the guys takes off his backpack and gets ready to run. His buddy says, Its no use. You cant outrun a bear. The other guy responds, I dont have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.

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  1. I heard same joke, but with two lawyers, haha.

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