Dec 19, 2007
“I only have to outrun you.”
Ha, thought this was funny and clever too.
Two buddies are out hiking and they come across a bear. One of the guys takes off his backpack and gets ready to run. His buddy says, “It’s no use. You can’t outrun a bear.” The other guy responds, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”